CHART: Should You Have Kids?

Some people just shouldn’t have kids. In case you’re considering breeding please consult my handy dandy decision tree chart. If you already went ahead and popped a few out, don’t despair, hindsight is 20/20 … or in my mom’s case more like 20/200. Bitch can’t see shit. (BTW truth be told, my mom came up with this chart when she was a writer for the Warner Bros. website momlogic.com. Now she’s a producer at CBS The Talk.)