Ever have one of those nightmares where you show up to preschool, discover it’s ‘Crazy Hat Day’ and you’re NOT wearing a crazy hat because your mom didn’t bother to read the school’s monthly activity calender so you end up looking like an a**hole ?
What? Just me?
Since my mom started working longer hours at her job she can’t keep anything straight. Usually her inability to hold it together works in my favor but lately it’s given me the shitty opportunity to show up to “Swim Day” without a bathing suit, “Crazy Hair Day” with neatly combed hair and of course ‘Hat Day’ without a f**cking hat.
What cracks me up is she also happened to miss that email about the lice infestation in Room 6. Hope she can take a couple of days off work to pick nits out of my hair!