As you know, I like to tell it like it is when it comes to my mom. Here’s another reason she works my last nerve: Her constant habit of shoving a camera in my face like some sleazy paparazzi. So, last year when Hallmark asked her to write a web commercial for their Keepsake Ornaments I wanted to contribute. I thought I’d use the spot to highlight the fact that my mom has no discernible talent when it comes to photography — and that she’s freaking annoying. Alas, Hallmark thought the piece too “edgy.” What do you think?