Quick question: What’s more annoying than my mom? That’s Easy! It’s that brand new mother my mom insists on being friends with.

I dare you to stomach it: Watching a grown woman going ape shit over every freakin’ thing a babbling freakshow can manage to do — and it ain’t much.  If I have to hear one more time about how cute tiny baby’s feet are I’m going to shove my head in my Easy-Bake Oven.

Anywho, here’s a video of me trying to help one of these nervous-nelly parents teach their newborn how to do a somersault. I’ll call the mom, “Kristen” and her baby, “The Slobbering Thing That Comes Over and Messes Up My Shit.” (BTW I predict that name will pass Emma in popularity in 2011).